Top Ten Possibly Racist Images to Post When a Sports Person Does Something Good!

In honor of the person at ESPN who posted the headline "Chink in the Armor" and the other person at MSG who showed a photo of Jeremy Lin's head above a fortune cookie during a broadcast: I present the following Top Ten List!

Top Ten Possibly Racist Images to Post When a Sports Person Does Something Good!

• Number 10: Ichiro Suzuki hits a single: Godzilla eating a rice ball
  
• Number 9: Mark McGuire hitting a home run: a photo of Barry Bonds
  
• Number 8: Tiger Woods driving a ball 300 yards: a shot of Tony the Tiger in an SUV
• Number 7: Jose Reyes hitting a triple: Speedy Gonzalez, of course! Arriba Arriba! Andale Andale!
  
• Number 6: Derek Jeter anywhere on the field: An Oreo Cookie
  
• Number 5: Barry Bonds: A black baseball bat. You can make that mean whatever you want.
  
• Number 4: Yao Ming going for the three pointer: an iPad
  
• Number 3: Peyton Manning hurling a football: a hillbilly playing a banjo in bare feet
  
• Number 2: Keisuke Honda kicking a soccer goal: Pikachu!!!
  
  And the Number 1 Possibly Racist Image of a Sports Figure When Doing Something Good:
  
• Scott Hamilton skating for the gold in the 1984 Winter Olympics: The Village People singing YMCA!

Cue the music, Paul! And howdy to Jeremy Lin.

Please note that this post is entirely satirical and snarky, with no racism, sexism, botulism, etc. intended.